Crazy-Net Expert
By Richard H. Fay
Crazy-net expert hates ever being proved wrong,
Creating farcical displays of fallacies
Flung at all daring to question an expertise
Crafted out of nothing but mere smoke and mirrors.
Crazy-net expert defends faulty arguments
Crowed so loud and clear from electronic rooftops.
Empty words reveal the hollowness of his thoughts,
Crackbrained notions laid bare for all the world to see.
Crazy-net expert revels in great foolishness,
Crippled by an unwarranted self-assurance,
An obdurate reliance upon a weak mind
Crowded full of idiotic absurdities.
Crazy-net expert fails to be believable —
Credibility crumbles beneath the vast weight
Of varied cerebral shortcomings and shortfalls,
Critical deficiencies in mental fitness.
Common folk beware the crazy-net expert,
For he’s an insufferable know-it-all
Who truly knows nothing
At all.
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